Me : Thanks for calling E***** W***** M**********, you're speaking with Sarah ( Read more... )

the mind just boggles ( Read more... )

oh gee I just love answering phones for a package-delivery company on christmas eve ( Read more... )

me : Welcome to the ********** of *********** recruitment line, you're speaking with Sarah.
caller : Yes, Hi, I'm calling about the Magna Pacific Leather Bag ...
me : I'm sorry? you've reached the ********** of *********** recruitment line, I think you have the wron ( Read more... )

victory ( Read more... )

My hair is all huge today ( Read more... )

me : Welcome to the ********** of ************, you're speaking with Sarah
caller : Hi, uh, I'm calling about something I've heard on the Radio [or, seen on the website] about some guy selling a dolphin ... ?
me : yes sir [or ma'am], it's a hoax.
caller : are you sure? because there was a photo ...
me : yes sir [or ma'am], that's fake too.
caller ( Read more... )

I really really hate it when people call to ask for a number and we have this conversation ( Read more... )

I don't know whether to be amused or angry

A caller (from the company who is our tech support for like, EVERYTHING WE USE HERE) just thought that I wouldn't know how to spell his company name, or his name, but that I would magically know that he was calling from Auckland.

the worst thing?
His name was BEN.

it kind of amuses me when people mess with me ( Read more... )